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The Hand of Thrawn	PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)		Lead	[-]
Posts: 113 Mar 1 02 10:30 PM	Tags : None Remove this ad I'm starting this thread in keeping with Coop's request that we keep the produce throwing toned down a notch in the NJO forums. Please note that the success of this forum depends on your responses. So, unless you make it a point to visit here and assault your fellow SW fans, then this thread will die. The clan war will commence...now! withdraws triple barreled magnum Blastech E-4 Pump Action Super Shot-Gun with laser beam sniper scope and heat seeking-infra-red watermelons My mommy brought me this for Christmas! Say, what's this button do? Sprays everybody with watermelons
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Coopra6000	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 15 Mar 1 02 10:32 PM	I'm tempted to close this, but I guess that'd be too cruel. Tel y'all what. Let's keep ALL produce-related activity to THIS thread. As long as it stays here, you guys can go all out. Just leave it out of the normal threads. ::squirts lemonade in THOT's face::
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Unregistered(d)	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 0 Mar 1 02 10:35 PM	cantalope head mysteriously appears in Coops bed
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Boba Fett	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 313 Mar 1 02 10:37 PM	:::The heavily shielded Slave Fruit, with Boba Fett at the controls, swoops in and unleashes an onslaught the likes of which the NJO Forums of the UNJOH has never seen. THoT is promptly blinded by a strawberry in the eye, and Coop finds himself high in the air when an avacado grenade explodes beneath him. Procellus is splattered by a watermelon, and Acy...let's not find out.
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Corran Horn	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 54 Mar 1 02 10:39 PM	Takes out watermelon seed spitter laced with poison and a lemon juice shooter firing them at the slave fruit and using the force to dodge the avacodo grenades
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The Hand of Thrawn	*Takes out watermelon seed spitter laced with poison and a l	#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 113 Mar 1 02 10:40 PM	I'm blinded! Oh the humanity!!! takes out Sabre Claws Alright, nerds, you want your dogs in halves, thirds, or quarters? slices through the Slave IV like warm butter. Calmly butts aside Corran's strike, splits Fett's anti-watermelon shield in two, and cleaves through Porcellus with one smooth stroke Ding ding ding ding ding. *Does victory dance on desk, promptly falls off, splitting skull in equal halves like a cantelope.
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Corran Horn	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 54 Mar 1 02 10:42 PM	Wew that was close...tic toc tic toc tic toc... whats that sound?
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Vong Master	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 171 Mar 1 02 10:44 PM	Nuclear bannana!!! 3,2,1 BOOOOOM
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Corran Horn	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 54 Mar 1 02 10:46 PM	Ow that hurt
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Ed2D2	Ha ha ha	#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 573 Mar 1 02 10:47 PM	As the other participants recover from the huge explosion of the nuclear banana, Ed2d2 stands quietly on the bridge of his Death Squash II, awaiting the signal from his personally placed spies. Thousands of Tomato Ion Engine starfighters load the docking bays as the Piggy Wiggly-class Lettuce Destroyers prepare for launch.Ed2d2 smiles as the Death Squash exits hyperspace amid the chaos around him. With a confident tone in his voice, he calls, "Commander, commence primary ignition and demonstrate the NUTRITION, VITAMINS, AND MINERALS of this FULLY OPPERATIONAL and INDESTRUCTABLE Death Squash!"
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Unregistered(d)	Re: Ha ha ha	#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 0 Mar 1 02 10:48 PM	Remove this ad Watches the going's on. Should I get involved or not?
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Ed2D2	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 573 Mar 1 02 10:50 PM	A voice in Keri's head says "Yes! Join the battle! Become a member of Ed2d2's invincible task force and help to take over the galaxy so that produce can be free anywhere anytime!" Meanwhile, an Orange Crusher exits hyperspace next to Ed2d2's Death Squash 2 and Tomato Ion Engine fighters. Lettuce destroyers push their ways out of docking bays as Ed2d2's incredible task force requests total surrender and turnover of all fruits and vegetables
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Vong Master	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#12	[url]	[-]
Posts: 171 Mar 1 02 10:51 PM	Vong mast calls upon Fett and Hand of thrawn to join him in the IJO (insane jedi order) And unleash the powers of the fruit side of the force. every kinda fruit twirls in the air as Vong master (He does have the force) demonstrates his power "Help me take out the death squash force!" He screams!!
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Corran Horn	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#13	[url]	[-]
Posts: 54 Mar 1 02 10:52 PM	Hey what about me I can use the force too ya know if there is anyone out there looking for a Jedi to recruit give me a call
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The Hand of Thrawn	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#14	[url]	[-]
Posts: 113 Mar 1 02 10:55 PM	I call upon the powers of the Fruit Side! Unleash your fury upon Ed's Death Squash II! HoT starts a chain lightning tomato sauce storm and sends Death Squash II plummeting into the Gas Giant Avocado Rae In the words of my creator, "I am NOT a lumberjack!" takes out Jar Jar doll "Hae-do! Mesa Ja Ja Binks! Wersa wesa goin'? Ooyi-mooyi-mooyi, hae Ed2D2, commie givesa mesa maxi-big smoocho!" He likes you... Corran, I recruit you in the name of the Fruit Side of the Force. Help us defeat these Veggie lovers who seek to corrupt our forums with their poisonous teachings of vitamins and minerals.
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Boba Fett	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#15	[url]	[-]
Posts: 313 Mar 1 02 10:57 PM	Welcome to the Fruit Side. I am Boba Fett, the person who has discovered the way to implant midichlorians into himself. Now the blasphemers must pay! I've repaired the Slave IV (can't believe you didn't go for the Slave Fruit, THoT. That's the one I was flying! Maybe I'll transfer into the Slave VI...Nah, I like the Fruit too much) and am prepared to assist Vong master and THoT in any way I can.
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Corran Horn	Re: PRODUCE WARFARE!!! (4 Die-Hard Fruits Only)	#16	[url]	[-]
Posts: 54 Mar 1 02 10:58 PM	Yes my master I shall join you and help destroy these veggie lovers. They killed my father!!! I must avenge his death!
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Boba Fett	Oh, darn.	#17	[url]	[-]
Posts: 313 Mar 1 02 10:59 PM	They killed your father, my son, and several other people I've never met. That's why I'm in.
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Corran Horn	Re: Oh,darn	#18	[url]	[-]
Posts: 54 Mar 1 02 11:00 PM	My father new your son's cousins freind roommates uncle...or something like that
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Vong Master	Re: Oh,darn	#19	[url]	[-]
Posts: 171 Mar 1 02 11:02 PM	Im ready.....LETS KICK SOME SQUASH SQUAD ASS!
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Unregistered(d)	Re: Oh,darn	#20	[url]	[-]
Posts: 0 Mar 1 02 11:03 PM	Remove this ad Laughs I'm neutral for now Sit's back to enjoy the show.
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